Floribama Shore’s Kortni Is Everything We Didn’t Know We Needed

Floribama Shore's Kortni Is Everything We Didn't Know We Needed

Here’s the thing: I get people are pissed over Floribama Shore not being the reality gold MTV’s Jersey Shore was, but you can’t tell me this train-wreck of a show isn’t worth watching. The desperation in and of itself is fascinating. If it weren’t for the cast dabbing and using terms like “lit af” I would be convinced MTV pulled this one out of the vault from 1994.

Kortni Gilson is a welcomed surprise to my television screen. The self-proclaimed “trashed-*ss b*tch” is a 21-year-old, hot mess of a redneck that gives us everything we could want when it comes to trashy tv.

Her hobbies include; drinking excessively, threatening to punch a girl’s teeth out, and peeing on things… when asked if she’s urinating at the beach, she responds with a “yeah, why the f*ck else would I be in a trash can?”…

Floribama Shore's Kortni Is Everything We Didn't Know We Needed

One episode in and I am hooked – and wildly disgusted. What did you guys think about that pedicure…..?

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