Fake bangs, dancing dead, bird costumes and fame whores. Vegas was a giant cluster last night and I loved every second of it.
Kendall Jenner confessed she’s ‘the worst reader’ – this is what happens when you’re home-schooled by Kris Jenner. She’s now checked herself into the “center for kids who can’t read good.” Regardless, her side boob was killer.
Since Michael Jackson was a perfectionist, I’m pretty sure he was rolling in his grave after that horrid hologram performance. Bad karma for those who made it happen.
Joke’s on us – Lorde is actually a middle aged woman posing as a teenager. This isn’t the first time the entertainment industry’s pulled a fast one on us:
While Lorde was dressed as a flying monkey, Miley went a more colorful route with a yellow Tweety Bird costume for her performance of the Beatles’ classic ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” – I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Robin Thicke thanked his estranged wife while accepting his award and then in an even more desperate attempt to win her back, proceeded to perform a song called “Get Her Back” – this has publicity stunt written all over it. Not buying it, Robin.
I’ll leave you with this: JLo gave birth to twins and still looks like this. Only four days until Memorial Day…time to hit the gym – or let’s face it – just do a juice cleanse.
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